50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out. 

unprofessionalgriefers:

cuntaggious:

-obliqueperfection-:

OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE

HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT

THIS HUG IS A REPRESENTATION OF MY LOVE FOR MY FOLLOWERS
axon-axoff:


1) Scrub an avocado pit clean.
2) Scrape/peel off the brown skin.
3) Carve a cute face and wait ten minutes.
4) Never sleep again.